Hanna Vs. Source Code: “The second best thing about Hanna was that part in Knocked Up where the guys are at the night club and are all like, ‘if we get laid tonight it’s because of Eric Bana in Munich.’”
Black Swan Vs. The Fighter: “Also, I’m never going to have an easy time watching a movie about someone getting in their own way, because a) I see that every day all of the fucking time with myself and my friends and b) that’s the basic premise of every Farrelly brother’s movie, and c) I fucking hate the Farelly Brothers.”
Your Highness: “It’s definitionally lazy; you can’t write a stoner epic where everyone does drugs but no one gets stoned.”
Camp Rock Two: “But then, through the cerebral power of dormant camp friendships, everyone DEUS-EX-MACHINA’S the idea into to a Queen rock opera with multiple set pieces, extensive choreography, and synchronized ropes-coursing.”
Macgruber: “To become himself, he has to dig up his own coffin… where he’s keeping a change of clothes!”
Get Him To The Greek: “He locates the string cheese and tells Hill to shove some heroin up his ass.”
